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Open Mic Highlights
• Emma’s wild and ragged “Forced Femme Uncle Sam” which is just what you think it was about, and appropriate for July 4th…
• “We stood there waiting for someone to make the next move” – Gel’s description/conundrum about continuing to be in love / in a long-term relationship
• “The afterlife might be full of regrets” / “Does the afterlife have privacy settings?” – Sue Savoy
• Philip G’s entertaining “Boy with spaghetti noodles for arms” and TJ’s response poem to Abbie and Shivank that was a conversation between so many wolves!
• Jarvis’ “Poem in which I F&%* Mitch Mcconnell” and a surprise group piece from Amy & Kelsey involving photo sessions, beauty standards, and the commentary around it.
• “This poem is either called ‘Not Your AI Girlfriend’ or ‘Too Wet To Be AI'” – Lynette
• “I am trying to dig a hole deep enough to never see the bottom; I am building a wormhole to spagettify existence” / “My social anxiety asks me to leave the room, but everywhere is a room” – March Penn
• Brynna’s “cookie cutter” found poem where each line was written by one of their students, and a tantalizing excerpt from Briana’s long poetic narrative on sex and sorrow
Feature
Our feature was the return of the BOX OF DOOM Slam! 8 brave and unsuspecting poets reached into the box to reveal what nefarious/hilarious piece of writing our community members dropped inside! There were so many shenanigans!
Host Brynna opened things up by reading a dramatic post by a Japanese man who visited a Mexican restaurant and couldn’t believe the chips and salsa that he filled up on were free (“Honor demanded they be finished / I have been defeated by generosity”). Shawn had to perform “10 Common Lovemaking Mistakes” (#1 – Standing On The Bed), and Isaiah amped up “Things I Would Do If I Had a Penis”. Abbie read posts about the most boring car ever (the 1999 Toyota Corolla) and about the person who may have engineered the world’s worst burrito. Old friend Cam S was back in town for one week, and smoothly related a tale about someone accidentally “killing” a dummy during CPR training class.
The top performances of the night belonged to Jayda and Em Roth, who managed to elevate their material in ways the source material may not have actually deserved! Em Roth (our overall winner) somehow poured a lot of straight up *emotion* into Spongebob’s “I am a goofy goober”, as well as an internet post complaining about “poop in my fingernails”. Jayda may have been dealt the most awkward hand, having to perform “Think U The Shit (Fart)” by Ice Spice, Cardi B’s “WAP”, and “The Diarrhea Bounce Back” by The Toilet Bowl Cleaners. But Jayda performed them all straight-faced, with a strong sense of gravitas and perfect diction! An incredible feat that this recapper will not soon forget. Thanks to all who performed and those who stuck around to watch it all go down!
Coming Up This Wednesday
This week we will have our normal extended open mic and an open poetry slam! If you have 3 poems that are 3 minutes or less, you can compete for the chance to win $75! The top 2 slammers will also qualify for the 2027 Boston Poetry Slam team selection.
See you later! 🐊
– MFG 🚪
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